WANDA "MAMA RAYSHALL"

Doesn't take much. A few drinks, a little attention, and she's anyone's for the night — same guys more often than not, whoever gets her there first.

Nine kids, no clear pattern to any of their dads. The house is loud, the bills are a mystery, and nobody's quite sure how it's all still standing.

Two of them, Bindi and Ginger, don't even live there — Raj and Paddy offered to keep them full time and still send a check every month, an offer Wanda didn't think twice about taking.

Held together by duct tape, dumb luck, and probably a few boogers.