RERE
AGE: 8
No filter. No fear. No survival instinct whatsoever.
ReRe operates on pure impulse — if it can be jumped off, climbed into, thrown, or put in his mouth, he's already three seconds ahead of anyone telling him not to.
He's built more backyard disasters out of milk crates and bad decisions than anyone can count, and walked away from every single one grinning ear to ear.
Most likely to be found: airborne, covered in something unidentifiable, or both.