MILES'S DAD

One of these five guys. Nobody's sure which.

Miles has narrowed it down to one of five guys. They all look like they could be brothers, but nobody's ever confirmed whether they actually are — they're definitely brothas, blood related or not.

Darnell — Sharp dresser, smooth talker, will deny it with a completely straight face even with a photo in front of him.

Marcus — Keeps randomly buying Miles stuff "just because," which is exactly the kind of thing a guilty man does.

Tyrone — Denies it the loudest, the most often, and completely unprompted — which is exactly why nobody believes him.

Andre — Barely talks when Miles is in the room. Everyone privately thinks it's him. Nobody's ever actually asked.

Reggie — Genuinely seems to have no idea this is even a conversation. Vaguely friendly to Miles, like a nephew he's not sure he has.

To be continued.