WINSTON

Zayne's dad. Permanently chill. Permanently late. Permanently fine with both.

Winston shows up draped in green, gold, and black, sunglasses on rain or shine, dreadlocks doing whatever they want. He moves at exactly one speed, and that speed is "eventually."

It's not hard to see where Zayne gets it. Father and son can sit in the same room for hours doing absolutely nothing and call it quality time. Nobody's ever seen Winston rushed, stressed, or anywhere on time — and somehow it's never actually caused a problem.

He's got the same supply situation going as Zayne, and neither one has ever felt the need to explain it to anyone.