GORDIE

Cody Lynn's dad.

Gordie's the kind of friendly that doesn't know how to turn off — full eye contact, firm handshake, "buddy" twice per sentence. Runs his own little outdoor adventure outfit, "Gordie's Great Outdoors," though most days it's just him, a snowmobile, and whichever tourist didn't read the reviews first.

He and Wanda had a moment once. Lasted about four minutes, give or take. Gordie still brings it up like it was a whole season of his life. Cody Lynn was the result — somehow the only thing about that night that actually lasted.