THE SHEEPLES

Whatever the news told them to be mad at this week, they're mad at it.

The Sheeples don't really have opinions — they have whatever opinion got handed to them most recently, usually from a screen. Karen leads the charge, showing up to every protest in town without necessarily knowing what it's actually about, just that being there feels like the right thing to do.

Ask any of them what they believe and you'll get a slogan, not an answer. They've convinced themselves communism is basically just freedom with better marketing, and they're deeply suspicious of a document none of them have actually read — the Constitution.

Mostly harmless, occasionally exhausting, and always somehow the loudest voice in a room they didn't bother researching beforehand.